he shaved USA in his pubs
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Randomize
