Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Randomize
