so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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