he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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