actually, I'm a sock model
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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