your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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