Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Operation Purity has been aborted
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Randomize
