Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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