Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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