Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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