Your face is a jimmy john
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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