He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
what day is it and did you see me today?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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