just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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