Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
