Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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