he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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