My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Randomize
