I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize
