Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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