That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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