Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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