After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Boobs speak an international language.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Please don't give away my fajitas
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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