Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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