Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
this beer tastes like vomit already
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Randomize
