I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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