doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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