he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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