Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I wish i was in the wii world.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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