Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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