remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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