I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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