I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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