I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
How naked do you want me to be?
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