That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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