THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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