it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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