So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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