I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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