why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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