What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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