is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
love makes seman taste better
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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