Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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