I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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