What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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