what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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