They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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