return my video game
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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