I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
