Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
wanna go halves on a baby?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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