..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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