I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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